Monday, 10 May 2010
Politics With Am-Mo
Hello there friendos. Here at Amazon Molly we like to document our travels, and our trip back from our London excursion to see She & Him was NO EXCEPTION. If, like us, you have been emotionally obliterated by the recent UK election aftermath shitbag of hell, you might find the following images useful. Likewise, if you had no idea that the UK was even having the biggest problem of its life, you might find the following images useful.
1. Go-Bro. OH GO-BRO. GO-BRO, GO-BRO, GO-BRO. WE MISS YOU ALREADY. WE EVEN MISS YOUR RETCH FACE. THAT IS SAYING A LOT.
Essentially, Liz feels exactly the same way as when Mutya left the Sugababes; up until that point, she had fucking hated her with her stupid upper lip piercing and horrible talon nails (read: disappointing civil liberties-related decisions in parliament). As soon as she left the Sugababes, Liz realised she loved her. She loved her raspy voice and, more importantly, Amelle was a piece of shit. There is no parliamentary equivalent to Amelle yet, but Liz is pretty certain that it will SUCK.
2. fuck my life.
3. Having enthusiastically supported the Lib Dems as the best of three evils, we were thrust into a CHASM of DISMAY when it became apparent that Nick Clegg might form a coalition with the FUCKING TORIES. These pictures attempt to depict our nervousness and fevered, possibly forbidden, hope.
4. After all that we needed some kind of relief. Amazon Molly may be emigrating sometime soon. Watch out world!
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